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pily. 21. infp. kitsch enthusiast. the tagmeister. human-shaped vacuum. i hoard interests and neuroses.

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~~[That bottom left gif. Gawd, why do you do this to me?]~~

It is so wrong for me to be this attracted to a fictional character

6 months ago 27,277 notes ©

rise of the guardians was sweet and you should all go see it good christmas things and on this note I AM 20 HOW AM I YET AGAIN ATTRACTED TO ANIMATED JAIL BAIT? HOW? I'M A LEGAL ADULT in most places f u us and japan? i think japan has the same age restrictions anyway ;.; adulthood fits me like a banana skin it doesn't

7 months ago 20,984 notes ©

about me i'm an awful awful human being in short it wouldn't be so bad if there were other mitigating layers of less awful but nope i've been searching for cheap shoes online all day long like the useless sack of shit that i am i feel that i deserve a break after this week of non-stop uni work yes you heard me i did all my readings and everything dominated seminars that felt nice anyway i'm blogging again so that's good i guess

danisnotonfire:

Dan talks about the time he made out with a girl who smokes.

please reblog to help me out! I’ll check out the notes and follow a bunch of you :D

7 months ago 16,246 notes ©

oh fuck this shit let's end this day with a cry for attention follow meeee follow meeeee it screams into the night whatevz i have a cool blog used to before the night of awful oct 2k12 never forget happened i smoked when i was 14 because as you can tell i handle stress with all the grace of an elephant rampaging across the savanna and yet i kinda like it idk i guess i can't handle being happy and relaxed anyway and then i got into highschool and stuff and i got sick and had to go to the hospital and they wouldn't let me go home ya know the drill so my mum had to take my backpack with her and when she brought it back with some clothes and shit i had this sudden realisation that i had left my cigarettes in there and it must've showed on my face cause she got the smuggest grin i've ever seen in my life and basically what happened was that she told me i could keep on smoking but she'd stop giving me money and it's not like i actually had funds it was a rare occurrence anyway that would've been a devastating blow to my barely-functional economy so i gave up smoking because i was financially coerced pretty much every decision i ever took was under this constant threat of never getting anything from her ever again but that's a story for another time back to work in a bit

If war was a fashion contest the Germans would have won.

If war was a fashion contest the Germans would have won.

8 months ago 33,148 notes ©

i always feel awful whenever i see nazi uniforms i can't help drooling over them and then my brain's somewhere in the background going all ATROCITIES YOU CUNT NO STAHP WHAT'RE YOU DOING and then another bit is going all but they're gorgeous! they're hugo boss ffs and it goes on and on and on until i collapse into a puddle of self-loathing which is my body's natural reaction to everything in case you're wondering anyway uniforms amiright ladies?

Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.
— F. Scott Fitzgerald (The Great Gatsby) —

8 months ago 26,020 notes ©

seasonally appropriate which is the one thing i could never get the hang of feeling christmasy in july and wanderlusty in the winter that sort of thing anyway these are good words

danisnotonfire:

Danisnotonfire talks about not being able to sleep.

9 months ago 12,298 notes ©

i waited for you i believed in you thematic coherence is not an excuse for being so late dan goddamit anyway i sometimes terrify myself so much i have to wait until the sun comes up before i can properly fall asleep most of the times i end up night blogging there's also this door or something that's like a splotch of thin white whenever i'm not wearing my glasses i.e. trying to sleep and i swear it looks like slenderman and ever since i've noticed that my nights have turned into horrortopia ;.; send help probably the biggest about me of all time night time hysteria is my drug of choice

Julien: We never did speak about the future. I mean, both our futures.
Sophie: Both our futures .. Funny, I’d have said “our future”.

1 year ago 56,083 notes ©

demonologyyyyyyy oh gosh i love myths and i love mythological assholes even more although whether they're assholes or not depends on your stance on the subject i suppose i mean yeah anyway i used to spend hours on wikipedia just going through their pages astaroth was my fav just because he has a cool name so yeah demons watchu gonna do bout it

Fact:The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me:Well fuck

1 year ago 412,923 notes ©

yeah science ruining me since 1996 that's when i found out the sun was going to expand and kill us all i think that broke me a bit i haven't been right in the head since then eh anyway about me

danisnotonfire:

Dan opens up about his recent
‘Near Death Experience’